TECH  TALK

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

The programmer's national anthem is AAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHH!!'.

Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for still doesn't work.

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

Helpdesk tip #2: When the support analyst says "Click...", wait for the rest of the sentence.

All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtopse awound? (all right... Who switched my keyboard around?)

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

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